The Laird Douglas Douglas of Heatherscote Matter - Ep 1

From Hollywood it's time now for Johnny dollar this is Harry Branson at Philadelphia Mutual liability and casualty company. Oh, hi Harry. What's on your mind? Tell me about it John. Did you ever hear of layered Douglas Douglas of Heather Scott Lord who say that slowly will you Sorry, I left my kilts and bagpipes on the other side of the drink

Yeah, I'm feeling real sharp this morning, but what about this layered Douglas Douglas something or other? I hate to be so blunt about it, old boy, but what's in it for me? A nice retainer fee in any event.

Well, good. And of course, expenses and your regular commission, if anything happens to layer Douglas Douglas. I've had this, sir. Well, yes. Okay, Harry, I'm on my way. Oh, John. Yeah? Come down by plane.

Well, you're the first one you can get. Urgent, huh? Yes, John. Very. Tonight and every weekday night, Bob Bailey and the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed expense account, America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator.

Yours truly? Johnny Dollar. Expense account submitted by Special Investigator Johnny Dollar. To Harry Branson at the Philadelphia Mutual Liability and Casualty Company, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Following his an accounting of expenditures incurred during my investigation of the layered Douglas Douglas of Heathers goat matter, whoever layered Douglas Douglas is, and whether investigation is the proper term at this point, who knows?

In any event, well, Expense Account Item 1, 2250, Air Transportation and Miscellaneous, to New York to Philadelphia. For a change, I decided to stay at the Benjamin Franklin, not only because it was convenient to Harry Branson's office on Walnut Street, that is the office of Philly Mutual Liability and Casualty, but because I'd heard it was a nice hotel.