Early Model

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Mingus! One, one, one! Tonight, Early Model, by Robert Schekhely. But first, ear this. When you swing, and sway to a latin beat! Life is lovely, life is sweet! You naked p Commodore! Cause pdeps make it perfect!

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Yes, paps makes it perfect. Ah, X minus one. And the Robert Shekley story. Early model. Of course, Professor Sligid claimed the trouble was that the Protec was an early model, but then he invented it.

He sprung the thing on me just before I took off from my scouting contact mission to tell us for an Abedaljur's sector. Airband, they put this on. But what is it? An new model. It's called a pro-tech.

What's it for? Now, you'll wear it on your mission. Now, look, Slig, and I already have to carry enough equipment to give varicose veins to an elephant. Linguocene, that's 22 pounds. I can't do without it, or I can't translate native languages.