Song · William Shatner · 2011 · 5 min · 534 words
The transcript of “She Blinded Me With Science”, an episode of William Shatner from 2011. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays William Shatner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Alice doesn't live here anymore. I've got it. Alice doesn't live any of those places anymore. It was when they start closing in. Alice hits the highway. We ain't hiring no waitresses. I'm not a waitress. I'm a singer.
You were a one-year-old singer? Oh, T-Shoor. Did you decide what you want for breakfast? First I want a big smile. Do you want eggs? Yeah. Amernage. Amernage. Okay, how do I trade? Everybody! Listen! Listen, we got us here a new girl.
And her name is Alice. And today is her first day on the job. And Mel here says that she was a singer. How about them apples? But hands off, let the girl do her work.
If there's going to be any debate around you, grab mine, Steve. You look, but don't you touch. Would you mind turning around for me? Turn around for you, why? How long I look at you?
Look at my face, I don't sing with my... I'm not a waitress, I'm a singer. I want a singer. I want to be a singer. I'm a singer. I am a singer. I am a singer.
I am a singer. What about Friday? No, I can't. I'm sorry. Thank you. Do your Z. Well, I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna be here for New Year's Eve. What am I doing wrong? When I was 19, I got a job in this really nice hotel.
I'm on a radio, you know, when I play the piano and sing it. I got it locked at them. That's fine. I want to go back and pick up where I left off. Do you want to go home or do you want to stay?
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