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Dark Horse Candidate

Wild Bill Hickok · 1952 · 25 min · 3,789 words

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Kellogg's the greatest name in cereals presents... WOW! BILL! Heck folks, hold on to your hats and pascals Kellogg's sugar corn pops. Cause here comes Guy Madison as well, Bill and his pal Jingle, which is me, Andy Devine.

We got another rootin' tootin' Wild Bill Hickock Adventure story for ya. From that great new surya with the sweetin' and all ready on it... Kellogg's... SNUGGLE TORN POP! Bob Sugarcorn Plops brings you Wild Bill Hickock, transcribed in Hollywood, and starring Guy Madison as Wild Bill and Andy Devine as his pal Jingle's.

In just 30 seconds you'll hear the exciting story, Dark Horse Candidate. Say boys and girls, if you'd like to get a real good picture of both Guy Madison and one of Andy Devine too, just listen to this.

You'll find swell, big, actual real-life photographs of both Guy and Andy right on the fronts of the big, new, yellow, Kellogg sugarcorn pops packages now at your grocers. Be sure to get yours. Now, let's take in today's adventure.

In the rip-roaring wild western cattle town of Jackpot, Kansas, a lawless political gang rode roughshod over all opposition to only a pair of spinster sisters dared to stand against it. out of Abilene came United States Marshal while Bill Hickock and his deputy jingles riding into the middle of an election fight where bullets were thicker than ballots

to cast their votes in hot lead for the Dark Horse candidate. What? That's better. Well boys, is that gonna be the best beach you ever heard? But it'll be one of the shortest. There he is, men. The people's choice.

You're a mayor in favor of Dennis. Who's less guilty? Keep him, John Sterling. He's not our mayor, he's yours. Well, I'll have it right to Wheatley's sisters. Better ski-daddle back to your knitting, ladies. Women got no business messing in politics.

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