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The Two-Faced Horny Toad

Wild Bill Hickok · January 11, 1952 · 25 min · 3,984 words

The transcript of “The Two-Faced Horny Toad”, an episode of Wild Bill Hickok first broadcast January 11, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Wild Bill Hickok plays Wild Bill Hickok free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The greatest name in cereals presents Wild Bill Hickor! Hold on to your hats and pass those Kellogg sugar corn pops. Because here comes Guy Madison as Wild Bill Hickork and his pal Jingle's which is me, Andy Devine.

We got another root and tuten Wild Bill Hickork adventure story for you from that great new cereal with the sweetening all ready on it. Kellogg Sugar Corn Pop! Today Kellogg Sugar Corn Pops brings you Wild Bill Hickock, transcribed in Hollywood and starring Guy Madison as Wild Bill and Andy Divine as his pal Jingle.

In just 30 seconds you'll hear the exciting story of the Too Faced Hornetoad. Right now I hope all you boys and girls are settled back with a big yellow box of new Kellogg Sugar Corn Pops ready to listen to Wild Bill and Jingle's.

real enjoyment of snack on sugar corn pops right out of the box while you take in the show, believe me. And if you haven't tasted new Kellogg sugar corn pops yet, better do that soon, cause they're tastier than ever. Now, let's listen.

The only disguise used by most of the bad men of the old west in their stick-ups was a handkerchief mask, pulled up just below the eyes. But one clever owl hoot went the rest one better, and confounded all the efforts of the sheriff of Steeprock, Arizona to capture him.

It was after five daring daylight hold-ups that United States Marshal Wile Bill Hickock and his big deputy jingles were called into the search for the two-faced horny toad. Some messengers have been robbed of that gold dust.

I know it's five, I can count. Well, that hole up this morning was the last one. You had three weeks to run this horny toad band it to the ground, now we're taking over. You can't take the law into your own hands, but you're it's again the law.

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