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Bad Medicine

Wild Bill Hickok · 1954 · 26 min · 3,865 words

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Kelloggs. The greatest name in cereals presents. Wooooow, Bill! Hit Kellogg on your hats and gallop along with Guy Madison as Wild Bill Hickok and as Powell Jingles, which is me and the divine. We've got another rooting-tooten Wild Bill Hickok adventure story for you.

From that famous talking cereal, Kelloggs Rice Crispy. Snap. Shankel. Poop. Today Kellogg's Rice Crispies, the world's only talking cereal, brings you Wild Bill Hickock, transcribed in Hollywood and starring Guy Madison as Wild Bill and Andy DeBine as his pal Jingle's. In just 30 seconds you'll hear the exciting story, Bad Medicine.

You know why cowpokes like Kellogg's Rice Crispies so much, Charlie? Well, because they're toasty brown puffs of goodness, I suppose, so light and good on the spoon and they sound so cheery. That's right. Fellers sure like to hear that wonderful sound, snap, crackle, and pop when they pour the milk or cream over their rice crispies.

It tells them here's real good eatin'. Kids, remind mom to get Kellogg's Rice Crispies. Ask her to get to the one and only worlds talkin' cereal. Yes sir, Rice Crispies can even out talk me.

Enjoy Rice Crispies tomorrow kids. While Bill Hickock and his big deputy jingles ran into all sorts of fakers and swindlers in their job of upholding law in the early west. But never did they find a more dangerous enemy, or come closer to disaster, than the time they stopped to watch a traveling medicine show and came up with a real sample of...

Bad Medicine. Almost all these medicine shows are skin games, but I still love to watch them. That's how they keep going, Jingle. A lot of people don't mind being swindled if they get a little fun for the money.

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