The Grass Valley Swindle

Why are folks hold on to your hats because here comes another root and tootin Wild Bill Hickok adventure starring Guy Madison as Wild Bill and Andy divine as his pal jingle The Old West was a country of easy land and easy money But sometimes newcomers from the East found it dangerous when they tried to get some for themselves

United States Marshal Wild Bill Hickok and his big deputy jingles found it mighty dangerous to when they tried to stop The Grass Valley Swindle. What a day this is. Oh, oh you fool. Hey, hoo, hoo.

Dead plastic rain. You soak like a drowning ptery dog. Well, look what washed in out of the storm. You look a little soggy spade. Never mind the funny stuff. When's this rain gonna stop? I'm sick of it.

That's a fine way to talk when every drop that comes down is just putting money in your pocket. All right, all right, you figured out another way to swindle somebody out of the last dollar.

I can tell it by that happy smiley oars, man. I don't like that kind of talk, Spade. Now, if you're so squeamish about taking a little money away from a sucker, you don't have to go along with me.

All right, I like money just as much as you do. But what's the rain got to do with it? This is the first time in four years that we've had a couple of rains like this one and the last.

Sure, I know that. This country's so dry most of the time that the frogs never learned to swim. Yeah, but this year the grass is growing. I was looking at all that land I owned over in Sand Valley.