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Danger Down The River

Wild Bill Hickok · 1954 · 26 min · 4,058 words

The transcript of “Danger Down The River”, an episode of Wild Bill Hickok from 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Wild Bill Hickok plays Wild Bill Hickok free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Kellogg, the greatest name in cereals presents- Waaaaaaalllllllll! Kellogg belong with Guy Madison as Wild Bill Hickok and his pal, Jingle's, which is me, Handy Divine. We've got another rootin' Tootin' Wild Bill Hickok adventure story for ya from that famous talkin' cereal, Kellogg's Rise Crispies!

Snap! Grackle! Pfft! Pfft! And today, Kellogg's Rise Crispies, the world's only talking cereal will bring to Wild Bill Hickok, transcribed in Hollywood and starring Guy Madison as Wild Bill and Andy Divine as his pal Jingle. In just thirty seconds you'll hear the exciting story danger down the river.

Want to start your day off of the song? Then you want to start your day off with Rice Krispies? The instant you pour milk or cream over these little light pups of rice, they break into their familiar song, Snap, Crackle, Pop, to tell you how crispy they are.

No other breakfast cereal sings like Rice Krispies. No other breakfast cereal tastes like Rice Krispies. Why not wake up to Rice Krispies' happy music tomorrow? Snap, Crackle, Pop. United States Marshal Wile Bill Hickock and his big deputy jingles, in addition to their job of upholding the law, gave aid to the builders of the West as well.

But they never thought that a simple trip with a surveying party would turn up a storm of gun smoke and danger down the river. I never thought about a hung on a marshal badge that I'd get into all sorts of things.

I've chased butterflies, driven stage coaches, party Indians, flying mountains, and even run a ladies' trash shop. Yep, there's more to our jobs than just chasing our hoots jingle. Yeah, they sure is. But what are we getting into this time?

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