The Range War

What?! Hold on to your hats and pass those Kellogg's corn pops. Cause here comes Guy Madison as well, Bill and his pal Jingle's, which is me, Andy Divine. We got another root and tuten while Bill Hickok adventures story for you.

From that great new cereal with the sweet and all ready on it, Kellogg's! Kellogg's corn pops brings you wild Bill Hickok, transcribed in Hollywood and starring Guy Madison as wild Bill and Andy Divine as his pal Jingle.

The old timers of the West still talk about the feud between the Caldwells and the Moors. That bloody rain's war that spread a rain of terror from Bastrop to Duet County. And how United States Marshal Wile Bill Hickock and his deputy tingles rode right into the middle of it on the prairie trail between San Antonio and Quiero.

Yes, sir, Reebill, I'm feeling fine and dandy and fit as a fiddle. And, well, I ain't mad at nobody and nobody's mad at me. I'll gum you a feeling so frisky, Jingle's. Why, Bill Hickock, do you realize that this here is the first job we've tackled that ain't even dangerous?

Why, Chuck, take nothing but a little old family squabble. That's all. Sure! Why, we'll just tell them, I'll see here you. You just cut out all this foolishness and bury the hatchet, or we'll turn you over our knees and paddle you good.

Heheheheh! That's what we'll tell them, yes, sir. You think it's gonna be that easy, Ellen Jingle's? Why sure Bill! Shocks! My family had a little spat with the neighbors once and all it took to smooth it over was a little beg your pardon and a big chicken dinner.