Christmas Tree

I wish I was a Christmas tree Christmas tree and half-dwinkle lights all over me Golden star on top of my head Stay up all night and never go to bed I wanna be a Christmas tree It guinea-cans day, huh, want me If I got thirsty, it'd be so neat To see me drink water from my feet

That's why I wanna be a Christmas tree Here's Christmas tree I could sing and dance on MTV My arms for branches and they have green hair And pine cones in my underwear I wanna be a Christmas tree I'd be the bestest tree in history Tint so on my nose I'd look so fine

My under eyes won't smell like pine That's why I wanna be a Christmas tree Everyone would love me My friends would say I'm cool I'd be a tree that's on footballs And ride my bike to school Oh Christmas tree, Mom and Dad put presents under me Seems to be a tree, wouldn't make a beep

Open up my presents when they go too sleep Christmas tree, the city of McGee and Molly