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Borge - Sweetheart
Victor Borge Collection · 10 min · 520 words
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Oh, oh, I have another announcement. Ladies and gentlemen, I have made a couple of albums for Columbia, which seems to be a secret. Personally, I don't care whether the sell these albums or not, because you know the government gets the profit anyhow, so I get excited about a few hundred thousand dollars.
I have been in the United States since 1940, and I have been extremely happy doing these years. So what I intended to say was that if you like our government as much as I do, please buy the album.
I'll sell concerto. Five hours out. Please don't pay any attention. I'm just winding my watch. This happens to be one of these self-winding watches, but I have to help it out every half hour I have to do this night and day.
I've had this watch for five weeks and I haven't slept since. Every night all night long, the telephone operator, the hotel calls my room wakes me up so that I can wind this watch. Then fifteen minutes later I call her back because she also has one of these watches.
I don't know if you are familiar with these watches, they are wonderful you. tell you that time, the day, the week, the month, and the year. Isn't it phenomenal? Think of that in the little thing like that. Think of that. You can wake up in the middle of the night and if you want to know what year it is, there it is. Phenomenal. Seven
minutes, ladies and gentlemen, it will be low tide in Honolulu. To thank you all for coming here tonight. It hadn't been for you.
You've been off, you've loaned some up here. I hope that during the time you have been together, you might have forgotten your little problem. Maybe you're a big problem. Maybe some of you don't even have problems.
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