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Borge - Happy Birthday

Victor Borge Collection · 15 min · 518 words

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Well, I'm gonna pay this theme now TH EME for you as I told you and when I'm through playing it I will ask you to name your favorite composers And I will then try to play this theme the way these your favorite composers would have composed the same thing If you'll be kind enough to name your favorite composers, who would you like to hear who ask you?

All right, Sebelius who else ah which one your answer bastion often? Whom else?

Mozart? Hey, Torvin. Brahms? Suzer? Chopin? Who? You're the one, don't you love me? Well, you make up your mind, you two gentlemen. Chopin? Yeah, I'll take him twice. We got him. Who? Who body else?

Brahms? Who? Peter. Peter. Peter. Are you making fun of my accent? Procopheus. Well, I think we have enough anyway.

I would like to begin with Chikovsky. Before I play these your favorite composers, I would like to read to you from the book I have here just a few lines from the live story of some of these great masters because some of them are most uninteresting.

Here is the book. What did I say? Chikovsky. Chikovsky. C under T. S. T. Lipton. Chikovsky. Tchaikovsky, seafood, on me, or seafood note. Oh yes, down here says Peter Iliad, that must be his name. Peter Iliad Tchaikovsky, Pete was born in Wotkinski, May 7, 1840. When he

was a little boy, he never played out in the streets of Wotkinski, like the other little children of Wotkinski. Because when Tchaikovsky was one month old, his parents moved to San Petersburg. That's sure. I told you it wasn't very interesting.

All the way he would have composed Happy Birthday. Chopin!

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