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Borge - Hungarian Rhapsody

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Welcome back to the third and last half of this exercise. I'm going to introduce a young singer, who is going to sing, of course. She's a singer of songs, and an opera singer has sung in many operas and has not ingested many, and she sings very well many things.

I met her about two years ago when she performed with me in a concert in Washington, DC, and the famous concert hall, they are the constitution hall. That was a Sunday performance, Sunday evening performance, and I arrived early Sunday morning in Washington DC because I was going to have lunch at the White House.

Of course, I'm delighted to say that I did have the experience I had to lunch at the White House. I say lunch, I was just munching on some crackers as I followed the guide around.

I don't know many people. Anyway, in the evening when I entered the stage in constitution, you can imagine my surprise when unexpectedly I saw in front of the stage, the vice president of the United States, Shapiro Akno, was sitting in a box right in front of the stage.

I could seem clearly because I had removed the lid. And as I had completed the program, I rushed backstage to my dressing room, in front of the door to which stood a secret service man.

sign here in the public. Secret service. As I approached him, he pointed at me, he said, you are Victor Borger. And of course I thanked him for that invaluable information. Then he said, my name is so-and-so. So I told him I was sorry I was to hear that. And then he said, the Vice President wishes to see you and probably he wishes to thank you for the

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