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Borge - Family Background

Victor Borge Collection · 1 min · 131 words

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When I was four years old, my father came home. And he found me in the living room, in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace. There I sat, near my father's stood, burning up.

He pointed at me, see my father was left-handed. He always pointed this way. I was sitting on the other side. So my father said, Borga, he didn't know my first name. See, in my father's family we had a little trouble up here.

In the head. My father was alright but his two brothers. My male uncles. You know, in Denmark we always distinguish, you know. You don't know if you're familiar with the fact that we have three sexes over there.

Male, female and convertible.

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