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If you are a paranoid, we know what you are and what you want, stay on the line and we will trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number your press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969.

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