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1980s Monsters

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Transformers! Now! Transformers!

What do you have in your pocket? Monster in the pocket! They're here! They're everywhere! There's squishy! Monster in my pocket! View from Matchbox! So, you've hid on my hideout, Mighty Max. Well, now it's going to hit on you!

Ha ha ha! Come, Max, meet my friends! See? So I don't stop in playing with my missiles. I'm gonna see a dip in the pool. Have I got the brown legs? Cause it's the last thing you'll ever see.

And that's why I got the white-up was baked. His face in your hands. Yo, who, it's me, Beetlejuice. You out of check out my great new house. Love Anna's shoes all. Scary. Eat still separately.

Just slide out inside and say... Beetlejuice Beetlejuice! Even smell! I'm scary! Ah! Now back to normal. Beetlejuice! Let me try it. Beetlejuice! Where'd you go? And that's why they call it the Vanishing Vault. Welcome back.

So how was the vault? I lost my hand over it. Ah! Beetlejuice Vanishing Vault comes with microfigures, other figure sold separately. Bad balls. Bad balls. Bad balls. Gross for one. Gross for all. Let me play with the madball.

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