My Friend the Ghost

I got a real good friend who's a ghost, don't need a boss, but he's a pal of mine, and when I get in trouble the most, who do I blame it on my friend the ghost?

Who robs the coach each hour every day When mom's away And who's the fellow who puts all the extra jam on my toes I'll tell you who it is my friend, the ghost He makes more mistakes And he breaks every rule When he brings my daughter And my frog into school Although you may say he's kinda bad, I might be glad

That he's a pal of mine cause when I get in trouble the most I always blame it on my friend the ghost