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Royal54-01-2317Lord Savilles Crime

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The National Broadcasting Company presents Transcribe Solorensalaviye in Theoto Royal. This is Laurensalivian. Today our play is comedy. But a comedy with the difference for it is written with the cynical hothouse artificiality of Oscar Wahild.

Many of you may already be familiar with a famous short story upon which our play is based, But in any case, may I suggest that the importance of being earnest is a consideration not required by the audience.

The place is that Vaudian England and I myself shall play the title role in Oscar Wilde's Lord Arthur Savile's crime. It was Lady Windermere's last reception before Easter, and Ventik House will even mock proudly the usual.

The guest included six cabinet ministers, a prima donna, a perfect baby of fish, and it and it was said that at one time the supper room was absolutely crammed with geniuses. Also among the guests was the Duchess of Paedle.

The Brett predator with three husbands, but she never changed her lover the world as long ago ceased to talk scandal about her. During the latter part of the evening, I found myself in the picture gallery with my hostess and the Duchess.

Litti Windimia was telling us of her latest protege. Oh, dear, glad it's all so original. But my dear Duchess, I can't live without my father. He comes to see my head twice a week and is mostly interesting about it.

I must certainly introduce him to you. Oh, don't mean to say he's here. Of course he is here. I wouldn't dream of getting a party without him. He tells me I have a pure psychic hand, and if my son had been to believe a bit shorter, I should have been a confirmed pessimist who had gone into a convent.

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