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Christmas Time

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The transcript of “Christmas Time”, an episode of The Three Stooges. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays The Three Stooges free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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To have a good time, woo-hoo! You some laughter, ha ha ha ha ha! And I've used two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. We know you can count, though mommy won't like us. Though mommy won't like us.

I neither will than, neither will than. We're coming to your house to break up the joys. Now, Larry, that's no way to talk when somebody We invite you to their house. We got an invitation in writing.

When you hear the bell ring. When you hear the bell ring. What bell? The doorbell stupid. I never heard of a stupid doorbell. Oh please let us in. Oh please let us in. And Larry will play on his new violin.

Me? I am got a violin. Would you like one? Yeah, under my chin. Here it is. Oh, my chin. Oh, we'll have a party. Oh, we'll have a party. Party all day. A party all day.

We're coming to your house. We're coming to your house. We're coming to stay. Here we are. I'm Larry. I'm Paul. I'm Curly Joe. Hi, folks. Hi, everybody. That's it! You know, there should be some way to say thank you to all the nice people listening to us now.

That'd be nice, but what can we do? I think I got it. Let's buy them some toys. That's a good idea. Why don't we take all our friends with us? Yeah, everybody. Come on, let's go to the toy store.

Come on, come on. Boy, this is the biggest toy store I've ever seen. You can say that again. Boy, this is the biggest toy store I've ever seen. Curly Joe, hmm? Pick out two fingers.

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