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Song · The Six Million Dollar Man · 1978 · 8 min · 1,321 words
The transcript of “Elves Revolt”, an episode of The Six Million Dollar Man from 1978. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays The Six Million Dollar Man free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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landscape on the face of the earth. But that has not stopped men from wanting control over that vast flow of snow and ice. But only one man has succeeded in setting up a comfortable home and a thriving business.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, come on fellows, let's get back to work. Not until we discuss a change in the working conditions. Curio, since when do you speak for the others? I'm the foreman. We demand a higher salary and better hours.
We can discuss that after Christmas. We only have six days left until delivery Christmas Eve. That old routine won't work anymore Santa Claus. We have to earn a decent living. No pay increase, no work.
Then I will hire other elves to finish the toys. No Santa, you won't do that either. And just who is going to stop me? I will. Stop this craziness. You're destroying my toys. Who is this mad man?
I am Reddit. and I'm here to make sure no one crosses the picket line. In Washington at the headquarters of the OSI, Office of Scientific Intelligence, Steve Austin is conferring with Oscar Goldman. Oscar, what is so important that I have to interrupt my Christmas vacation?
I'm sorry, Steve, but we have a very serious situation on our hands. And of course, only I can handle it. You should be flattered, Steve. You're my best agent. I would trade that honor for some time off during the Christmas holidays.
Steve, I received a call from the National Weather Service early this morning. I didn't know they were part of the Defense Intelligence System. They most certainly are. We need them for satellite reports, whether forecast for the Air Force.
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