Stealing Cattle by Whirley Bird

It's the Roy Rogers Show! Happy Trains to You! It's nice to meet again! Happy Trains to You! Until... Great Nut Slakes! The great two-minute energy cereal brings you the Roy Rogers Show! Transcribed by the double R bar wrench, with Pat Brady, and the Queen of the West!

West, Day 11. Happy trades to you. Time to ride. And here he is, in person. The king of the cowboys, Roy Rogers. Howdy folks, you know being a cowboy you need lots of energy. That's why Grape Nuts Flakes is the serial I like for strength and energy. Just two minutes after you eat a big bowl full, that whole wheat energy starts going to work for you.

you. Try great nuts, Blake's buck ruse, they're great. And now... Outside a well-kept ranch house in the southern end of Paradise Valley, a strange conversation takes place. I can't ever let my wife and my boy find out. I'll give you money, Sherm.

You get out of Paradise Valley. I don't want money, George. All I want is a chance to settle down and work. I have a wife and youngster too, you know. You'll never work in these parts, I'll see to it that you don't. We both have too much to hide to live in the same territory.

Some days later, Roy Rogers and Pat Brady, with trigger, bullet, and Nelly Bell, are hunting strays at the far southern tip of the double R bar ranch. They come upon two youngsters glaring at each other and about ready to square off when our friends interrupt them.

All right kids, if you don't want to tell me what the fight's about, why don't you shake hands and forget the whole thing. I don't want to shake hands with him. Always bragging just because his father can fly an airplane.