The Big Game on a New Television

From Hollywood, the Phil Harris Alice Fayshow. For your enjoyment here is the Phil Harris Alice Fayshow, written by Rasinger and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tetley, Robert North, Janine Ruth, and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen is music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Fays and Phil Harris.

Yesterday there was a big football game between UCLA and UCLA. I mean USC. Phil and Frankie had two tickets for the game, But they never got to see it. Let's go back to yesterday and find out why.

I can't wait to see that game today. Aren't you excited, Curly? You're unexcited. Naturally, it's going to be a honey. Takes me back to the days when I used to play for my college. What college did you go to, Daddy?

Takes me back to the days when I used to play for my high school. How high school did you go to, Daddy? Takes me back to the days when I was the best fallback, back caught Myers kindergarten never had. I was known in those days as Twinkle Toes Harris.

The way I used to tightrope down the sidelines I was a pretty thing to behold. Hit that right rivly. You say so. For a substitute water boy you weren't bad. Now the kids if you want to see class you should have seen me. Rump along Remley they call you.

Did he play together? We sure did. Let me tell you about it kids. You see we wait a minute. Now let me tell them they're my kids. But curly this week it's my turn to do the line.

It is not. You had your turn last week when you told them about the time you hit the three home runs in the World Series. I know but how about the week before when you swam the English Channel. No hands.