Herman Says Hello

Hi there, how do you do I'm your new neighbor Herman Munster so very nice of you to call Spot Spotty gets so excited when we have company won't you come in? Fine Why are you staring at me like that I Mean haven't you ever seen a person with green skin before?

Or did I bolt my head on crooked this morning? Oh, oh I bet you're always nervous when you meet new people. Well that's very understandable, but you know shyness can be carried too far. Now you take our mailman.

When I think of how shy he is, I positively shudder. Instead of coming to our front door the mail he just throws it over the fence and runs. So untied it. But, I guess I shouldn't control him.

You know, it's a short time ago.