The Missing Slice of Bread

From Hollywood, Kogate Tooth Powder presents The Melblanc Show, written by Mack Dennoff, with Mary Jane Croft, Joe Kern, Ponz Conry, Alan Reed, Joe Walker, The Sportsman, Victor Miller, and his orchestra, and starring the creator of The Voice of Warner Brothers, Bugs Bunny.

Eeeeeeee! What's your catch? Yes, Kogate Tooth Powder for a breath that's sweet and tea-sits-park-o brings you The Melblanc Show, with Mel playing his new character, Zooki. Hello, everybody. Hello, everybody. Hello, everybody. Hi! Asfiring himself in person, now oblaying!

Hi folks! A-g-a-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-o-g-a! Throughout the pages of history, heroes have been depicted as men of great force and iron will. However, even great men are human, and it is their little human characteristics that prove their greatness.

For instance, in 1491, Queen Isabella said, Christopher, will you put down that globe and pay some attention to me? Nothing doing. Not until I find a new route to the Indies. And in 1775, on a cold, bleak day Martha Washington said, George, come into the house, it's cold.

Nothing doing. Not until I win this battle of Valley Forge. And today, in the home of Betty Colby, Betty speaks to another great man, her boyfriend Mel Blank, and says, Mel, come down off that chandelier.

Nothing doing. Not until that mouse is gone. Well, the mouse got tired of waiting, so he left. Mel came down and just before he and his girlfriend Betty left for the picture show at the Bijou, Betty said...

Oh Mel, you're such a coward, afraid of a mouse. I am not a coward. I never told you about the time I was held up in my pixochop. I said to that crook, alright put your gun on the table and scram.