Miss Ugga Ugga Boo

From Hollywood, Colgate Two-Thowder presents The Malblanc Show, written by Mack Benoff with Mary Jane Croft, Joe Kern, Tons Conry, Dallen Reed, Elby Almond, Jill Walker, The Sportsman, Victor Miller, and his orchestra, and starring the creator of The Voice of Bugs Bunny.

Eeee! What's up, gang? Yes, Colgate Two-Thowder for a breath of sweet and pizza sparkle brings you The Malblanc Show, with Mel playing his new character, Zookie! Hello, everybody! Hello, everybody! Hello, everybody! Hello, everybody! Hahaha!

Hi! Haring himself in person, Mel Blank! Hi folks! Aga-gaboo-gaboo-gaboo-gaboo-gaboo-gaboo-gaboo-gaboo! Tonight one of the biggest events of the year takes place in Mel Blank's Little Town. The loyal order of benevolent zebras holds their annual beauty contest to select Miss Aga-gaboo of 1947.

And as the girls in Mel Blank's Town model their bathing suits for their boyfriends, we realize what advances have been made in bathing suits throughout the years. In 1900 this conversation took place. Michael, what do you think of my new bathing suit?

They're making them shorter every year. And in 1920, this conversation took place. Tommy, what do you think of my new bathing suit? They're making them shorter every year. And in 1947, this conversation between Betty Colby and Mel Blank took place.

Mel, what do you think of my new bathing suit? They stopped making them! Madam, now don't you think this bathing suit fits me? I don't think it's even trying to. Or don't you like it on me?

Oh! Hey, look, Betty, here's a write-up about the contest in the paper. Oh, yes. Here are the rules for the contestants. Attention would be Agagaboo. Well, let me see that. All contestants must be at the lodge hall at 830 sharp, accompanied by a bathing suit.