April Fools

The M.A.T. 2's matter presents the M.A.L.A.K. Show, written by Mac Benoff, with Mary Jane Croft, Joe Curbs, Hans Conrad, Alan Reeves, as parchment, big familiar in his orchestra, and starring the creator of The Voice of Bugs Bunny.

M.A.T. 1's hip-ank! Yes, go, G.A.T. 2's powder for a brettet's sweet and he's a sparkle, brings you to the M.A.L.A.K. Show, with M.A.T. 2's character Zookie. Hello, everybody! Hello, everybody! Ha ha ha ha ha!

And sorry, himself in person, Mel Blank! Hi folks! A-a-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo! Well, here it is, the first day of April, all full day. All over the country, people of dignity, drop their cloak of respectability and declare open season for silliness.

And the people in Mel Blank's little town are no exception, especially Mel Blank himself. Anyway, let's sneak into his fix-it shop and listen. He's on the phone. Is that you, Henry? I have a phone call for you from Dr. Rooster.

Just a minute, I'll put him on. Oh, and some joke on him. Now let's see who I call. I'll get another name out of the phone directory. Mrs. Green, Mrs. Robinson, Mrs. Roy. Mrs. Roy, that's a good one.

Hello, Mrs. Roy. I want to speak to Mrs. Roy. This one is a dilly. Is that you, Mrs. Roy? Mrs. Roy is kill there. What are you laughing at? Oh Betty, it's April Fool's Day and I haven't fun on the telephone.

Here's the Richie name in the phone book. Mrs. Uppington Van Sloan. Hello? Hello. Are you the lady that washes? I beg your pardon. I said are you the lady that washes? Oh, cough naw. Oh, you dirty thing!

You better be careful now. One of your jokes is liable to backfire. Oh, buddy. That's never happened to me, except once, last year. Then I only spent two days in the hospital. What happened? Well, don't you remember, last April Fool, I disguised my voice.