Two Loves Has Mel

Go Gay Two Potter presents The Melblanks Show, written by Max Benoff with Mary Jane Croft, Joe Curren, Hans-Con Reed, Elby Allman, the sportsman, Victor Miller, and his orchestra, and starring the creator of The Voice of Bugs Bunny.

Mmm... What's that, sir? Yes, Go Gay Two Potter for a Bratford Suite and Teeth and Sparkle brings you The Melblanks Show, with Mel playing his new character, Zooky. Eh, hello, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody.

Ha ha ha! Ah! And starring himself in person, Mel Blake! Hi folks! Agaboo, Agaboo, Agaboo, Agaboo, Agaboo, Agaboo! Some one once said that, in the spring a young man's fassee lightly turns to thoughts of love, and that's the way it's been ever since time began.

Even in 43 B.C. when lovely Cleopatra bestowed a kiss upon the feverish lips of Mark Anthony, Mark was moved to say, Ah Cleopatra! That kiss sent a thousand doves, fluttering through my heart! my heart.

And it is the 16th century when Juliet pressed to kiss upon Romeo's lips. Romeo was moved to say, oh, Juliet, thy kiss will set me heart a fluttering like unto the strings of yonder, harp decold.

And in the 20th century when Betty Colby impulsively placed in a passion kiss upon the lips of her boyfriend Mel Black, Mel was moved to say, Fresh. Yes, that's Mel Blank, folks. Swove, sophisticated, and semi-conscious.

So let's look in on Mel and Betty and Mel's fix-it-shop as they discuss their future, and as usual, it's Betty who takes the initiative. Just think, Mel, soon it'll be June and the two of us will be married.

That's nice. I wonder who will marry. Mel, may I of course, and later on you'll be a father. Mel, what do you think of that? Heh heh heh heh! How many children would you like to have?