Tries to Fix a Water Heater

You've heard Mel Blych as the happy postman along with his meringue. He's your name My meringue man You've heard him as the famous train caller You've heard him as the lovable character is Zookie Well, in the Victor Chop, I'm the president of the...

If the president of the end... I'm the vice president of the end of the... I'm the... ...the... ...the... ...the... You've heard him as the famous Warner Brothers cartoon character, Bud Bunny. Eee... ...I can't tell.

Now, here, Em, is the star in his own show. Hello, Mel Blank Victor Chop. You bend it, we mend it. Now let's drop in at Mel Black's picture shop. Ladies, does your husband's blood boil when you ask him to fix the electric coaster?

Does he act bored when you ask him to mend the ironing cord? Does he threaten to go home to father when you put him to all his fathers? Well, does he? That's what I thought.

You can put him into all this. If you get to know Mel Black, who can make anything run smoothly, except his romance with Betty. Gosh, Betty, we always seem to be fighting. Now, I'm not really fighting with you.

I love you. Don't you know that when two people are in love, there's going to be a little problem? You show Lewis and Maury Yellow weren't in love very long, were they? Oh, well, you're such a fool.

Oh, thanks, Betty. Gosh, you know I mean well. I know it, but you kept me waiting three hours last Saturday while you were fixing Mrs. Allen's lawn mower. Well, it was a big job. But you weren't satisfied just thinking a lot more.