Community Chest Show

From Hollywood, Colgate's two-souter for a breath of sweet and decent sparkle presents the Malbrang show with Mary Jane Cross, Joe Kerns, Hans-Conry, the sportsman, our guest star, Brick Garden, the mad Russian, Victor Miller and his orchestra, and starring Malbrang!

Hope isn't quite nor business I know Everything about it is appealing Everything that's happened to belong No way could you get them happy feelings When you are feeling that exercise People like dope, they need to lay smile when they are alone Yesterday they told you you were not so far You're dressing room number 4 store

The turkey that you know will fall You may be stranded out in the cold If you wouldn't change it No, I don't got back from the battlefield show Well, there's plenty of excitement today at Mel Blank Fix It Shop.

Mel's running the local community chest drive, which is having a big affair tonight in the local auditorium. Right now, he's being interviewed by Willie Murdoch, a reporter for the town newspaper. Okay, well he sure is nice. You had to write a story about me.

Well, that's all right, Mel. Let me take some notes. Tell me something about yourself, Mel. Ah, nothing ever happens to me. Led a very interesting life. Then what happened, Mel? Well, when I was 16, I went to work in a candy factory.

I was in the chocolate covered nougas department. I put in the noobs. You see, somebody poured the chocolate, I put in the noobs, somebody poured the chocolate, I put in the noobs, then I would promote it.

Oh yeah? Ah, somebody else put in the noobs and I poured the chocolate. Well, one year of that, I developed a suite to it. Her name was Sadie and I almost married her. You almost married me.