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Efficiency Expert

The Mel Blanc Show · September 10, 1946 · 25 min · 3,516 words

The transcript of “Efficiency Expert”, an episode of The Mel Blanc Show first broadcast September 10, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Mel Blanc Show plays The Mel Blanc Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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From Hollywood, Colgate Tooth Powder for a breath that's sweet and teeth that's sparkle presents the Mel Blank Show! Colgate Tooth Powder for a breath that's sweet and teeth that sparkle brings you the Mel Blank Show with Mary Jane Croft, girl Ross, be Benadara, Joe Kern, Leora Thatcher, Zucky and Victor Miller and his orchestra.

Ladies and gentlemen, you've heard Mel Blank as the Happy Postman! Postman. Hello Missy Burns. He's your male. Oh, good-bye Missy Burns. Remember, keep smiling. You heard him as the famous train caller. Hey, lady, not train five.

For an arm. A dum-sah and cuck-dum-nah. You heard him as the lovable character's hooky. Well, he and the fixer chop. I'm the president of the year. I'm the vice president of the year. I'm the vice president of the year.

I'm the vice president of the year. I'm the treasure year to the year. I sweep off the place. Your bedroom is a famous Warner Brothers cartoon character, Bugs Bunny. Eee. My champion. Now here, and there's the star in his own show.

Hello, Melblanc's Fix-It-Shop. You bend it, we mend it. Shop, where you're pretty sure to find things in an awful fix. Well, it seems that Mel's fiancé, Betty, has been dropping none to several hints about the need for efficiency in the Fix-It-Shop.

fix it shop. I wouldn't say that Uncle Rupert and Zookie are exactly moochers, but well they're more than just a little worried. Zookie, we have to show that we're efficient around here or else. So you'd better try working faster.

Oh I'm a... I'm a... He has, he is, he is, he is. Quick, all right. See, I'm like a bully, little, little, little. I'm a regular dynamite. Dynamite, dynamite. I think I blew a fuse.

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