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The Cake Contest

The Mel Blanc Show · September 17, 1946 · 23 min · 3,488 words

The transcript of “The Cake Contest”, an episode of The Mel Blanc Show first broadcast September 17, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Mel Blanc Show plays The Mel Blanc Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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From Hollywood, Colgate tooth powder for a breath that sweet and teeth that sparkle presents the Mel Blanc Show. Two powder for a breath that sweet and teeth that sparkle brings you the Mel Blanc Show with Mary Jane Croft, Earl Ross, Eve and Adarett Leora Thatcher, Zuckey and Vic Stemeller in his orchestra.

You've heard Mel Blanc is the happy postman. Oh, me, me. E-he-mail. Good-bye, me, me, me, me. Keep smiling. You've heard him as the famous train caller. I'm leaving on track 5, 4 and aheim, as though stuff and coop come on down.

You've heard him as the lovable character Zookie. Well, in the picture shop, I'm the bea, bea, bea, present, bea, present, bea. I'm the vice-prey, I'm the, I'm the te How you're in as a star in his own show!

Hello, Melblanc, fix it, shop. You bend it, we mend it. Very bold. Is your vacuum cleaner Vic when it should vac? Does your clock talk when it should tick? Well, why not bring them to Melblanc, who can make anything work?

Except his Uncle Rupert. We find Mel on the phone. Hello, Melblanc, fix it, shop. You bend it, we mend it. Recharge your storage battery? Oh, the battery in your hot house for the plants. Oh, I won't forget, I'm making a note of it right now.

Put amps in plants. And goodbye. Say, Nesh, you, I hope you haven't forgotten we're all going to the county fair tomorrow. Gosh, no Uncle Rupert. Why, Hooky here is starting to dress up for it already.

Zooky, where did you get that high stiff collar? It's eight inches high if it's an inch. Yes, Melan, it can't possibly be comfortable. Oh, it's a... It can't possibly be comfortable. Alright, if it doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother me.

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