Policeman Boarder

Oh, uh, waiter? Yes, sir? I'll have the fried perch in coleslaw, from French fries, and a bottle of cold, perhaps blue ribbon. Yes, sir. Finest beer, sir. Anyway. Enjoy the life of Riley, with pep's blue ribbon beer.

Whenever you take a taste of it, you give it a heart of cheer. Again and again and again and again and again, this pep's blue ribbon you'll buy. Again and again and again and again and again, your taste will tell you why.

So enjoy the life of Riley with that's the ribbon the next blue ribbon finest beer serve anywhere proudly presents the life of Riley starring William Bendix as Riley According to the last annual report of the first National Bank of California Capitol Reserve was listed as 700 million three hundred and ninety four thousand and seventy three dollars

stocks, bonds, real estate and other assets came to a total of $100,781,048. Total owed to depositors was $38,738,212.39. Of this amount, the $39 is owed to Chester A. Riley. 39 cents. That's right. No, no, there's a mistake. The statement is wrong. The bank didn't make a mistake. But I don't understand it. Every week I've been handing you my whole pay envelope to deposit, $59.

Now, Peg, I'm holding you responsible. Where did all the money go to? What did you do with it? Well, what do you think I did with it? That's what I'd like to know. You better confess.

All right. I took it out and I ran away to South America with another man. Well, okay. Well, I know what you did with it. Now, just a minute. This is serious. Peg, where did the money go?