Transcripts › The Life of Riley
The Life of Riley · December 24, 1948 · 27 min · 4,111 words
The transcript of “Christmas Bonuses from Mr Stevenson”, an episode of The Life of Riley first broadcast December 24, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Life of Riley plays The Life of Riley free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
Machine transcript (may contain errors).
The life of Riley with William Bandic says Riley. Well, it's Christmas Eve, and in the Riley house, there is peace and goodwill toward all men. But this definitely was not the case a few days ago when Riley was a man sorely beset by trouble.
It began one evening as our hero, a pencil stub in his hand, and a dazed look on his face was going over the monthly bill. 7, 6, 40, 2, 9... Two nine. Right, they haven't finished adding those bills up yet.
Takes time, Peg. I ain't mad, machine. Only got 10 fingers. No. Let's see, electricity, that's okay. Gas okay. Hey, what's this? $12 for a pair of pants? The junior. Well, you just got a pair of pants last spring.
I know, but he's awful hard on pants. It's those school benches sliding in and out all day long. It just wears out the seat of his bed. Now, well, it's got to stop. I send that kid to school to use his head.
How much longer are you going to be with those bills? I'm all through, Peg. And this month for a change, we ain't in the red. We're even two bucks ahead. A nice little reserve for a rainy day.
Well, anyway, a drizzle. But this is what happens when I'm in charge of the budget. Because I plan. I'm maneuver. From now on, I'm the treasurer in this family. Yes, sir. But Riley, what about Christmas presents?
We'll need at least $50. I hereby resign as treasurer. And it's only a few days off. Fourth-credder early this year, huh? Same as every year. She had clean forgot it was next week. $2. And I promised you and you were a bike and beds or wristwatch.
93 more paragraphs, about 26 more minutes of the episode. Potato Plus is every episode on demand from any moment, every transcript in full and unlimited transcript search, for $5 a month.
Potato Plus opens soon: join the listKeep listening with Potato Plus: every episode, on demand, from any moment.
Potato Plus opens soon: join the listAll The Life of Riley transcripts · Search every transcript · The archive
New channels, the best find from the archive, and what is coming up. One email a week.