Babs Wants Privacy - Moves Out

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No, she isn't of royal blood, and she isn't the heiress to a fabulous fortune. As a matter of fact, she's the daughter of the $59 a week rivator, Jester A. Riley, by name, who has dedicated his life to protecting his little girl from the predatory onslaught of one of the most dangerous species in the animal kingdom, the American College Board.

Hello? Is this Gladstone 65932? Yeah, this is Gladstone 65932. Is this the Riley residence? That's right. I'd like to speak to Babs Riley, please. Wrong number. What's that, Daddy? Oh, I got a wrong number.

Oh, you sure? Of course, I'm sure. Would I lie to you? Well, I thought maybe it was for me I was expecting a boyfriend. Oh, you were right. Well, even if it was him, it wouldn't have done you no good, man.

You're staying home for me. Daddy, I know. I don't argue. You ain't going out. That's all there is to it. I'm going through this every night. I mean, it's like the last three nights in a row, she's been out with boys.

I didn't go out with him. We just studied in the library. I thought I was going to ask her. I studied with your mother like that. You went up like she did, married at 18.