A Valentine Locket from Monahan Is Signed by Riley

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Well, Robantic St. Valentine's Day has come and gone, and Chester A. Riley almost went with it. The combination head and heartache that we fell our favorite blunderbuster ace started right before St. Valentine's Day. Riley was sitting in his Morris chair, a newspaper in hand, when he was 13-year-old son Junior and entered the room.

Pop. Pop, wake up. Take a... oh, hello son. I was just reading. I'm a pop. Can I ask you something? He might have sure, I think, Junior. You won't laugh at me, will you? Not Junior, what do you take me for?

You can tell you are dead anything. He'll understand? Well, you see, I've got a girl. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You've got a girl... Junior's got a girl, Junior's got a girl. Aw, no, you said you wouldn't laugh.

Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, Junior. Go ahead, what's on your mind? Well, well, soon it'll be Valentine's Day, and I was wondering if I should send her a card. Of course you got to send her a card. Why, Valentine's Day is a day that's set aside for lovers.

No, I love it. It's a pain in the neck if you ask me. Oh, journey. Journey, you got the wrong attitude. You're growing up. You're getting beyond the birds and bees stage. You're now in the live girl stage. I better wise you up. You see, son, love is...