Babs Leaves Home - 3rd Riley Movie Show

It's new, it's amazing, it's Prell, P-R-E-L-L, Prell Shampoo. Yes, Procter & Gamble's new radiant cream shampoo in the handy tube. Well, brings you the life of Riley. Prell, the shampoo that removes unsightly dandruff, leaves hair radially lovely, presents the life of Riley with William Bandic's as Riley.

Ever since the release of a new motion picture called The Life of Riley concerning the comic headaches of one Chester A. Riley, our own Chester A. Riley's friends have been making comparisons between him and the Riley in the movie. And our hero is furious, for he doesn't see the slightest resemblance between himself and the not-too-bright character of the picture.

Our Riley sees himself as a... well, let's eavesdrop on some of Riley's favorite daydreams. Right But now he's lying on the couch, dozing, and seeing himself as Riley the intellectual giant. And now fellow scientists I would like to speak on the atom bomb.

The atom bomb, as you all know, consists of neutrons, electrons, and croutons. In order to make the atom bomb, you take the neutrons, electrons, and croutons, mix them with uranium, plutonium, and palladium. And then you add.

That is a military secret. Any questions? Ah, I see my distinguished colleague Professor Albert Einstein has his hand up. Okay, Professor, you may leave the room. And then there is Chester Riley, the irresistible Casanova.

It's no use, my dear, but I can never love you. I will always be faithful to my wife. I know you're beautiful, but it's no use. I can never be yours. Get off your knees. It's no use, begging.

Oh, alright, just one last kiss. But after that, Rita, you'll have to go back to your alley. Then there is Chester Riley, or rather, operative K-6 of the United States Secret Service. You can beat me, you can torture me, but it won't do you any good.