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The Life of Riley · June 2, 1950 · 29 min · 4,437 words
The transcript of “South Pacific”, an episode of The Life of Riley first broadcast June 2, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Life of Riley plays The Life of Riley free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Oh, it's the life of Riley when it's Paps Blue Ribbon you drink. The finest beer served anywhere, so let the glasses cling for them. Oh, east or west or north or south, there's nothing like it at all.
Yes, you're living the life of Riley when, for Paps Blue Ribbon you call. When, for Paps Blue Ribbon you call. Paps Blue Ribbon, finest beer served anywhere. Proudly presents the life of Riley, starring William Bendix as Riley.
Jester A. Riley may have many faults as a husband and father, for he's only human. But even Riley's worst enemy would agree that there is one section of his brain that is unique. That's the section devoted to memory.
Here in this little dark corner located near the rear of Riley's well-shaped skull, our hero stores up important details. Facts that most ordinary men have long since forgotten. For instance, if you asked him about the Jess Willard Jack Dempsey fight for the heavyweight championship of the world, Riley would say Jack Dempsey wait one hundred and eighty seven knocked out Jess Willard wait two hundred and forty five
At Toledo, Ohio on July 4th nineteen nineteen and one minute and fifteen seconds of the third round Or if you asked him about the seventh game of the 1947 World Series that was on October 6th the Yankee Stadium the Yankees won five to two the batting order for the Dodgers was Stanky Reese Robinson Walker Hermanski Edwards Fierola Lavagetto and Greg
And if you asked him the date of his wife's birthday, he'd say, huh? I hope I heard her birthday. Well, that's on, no, no, no, no, don't tell me. I know it. It's on January 12th.
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