Rileys First Date

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So you can imagine the trouble a man is just where a Riley's mentality goes through. Oh, hi, don't worry, I'm sorry, I'm late, I had to finish the movie class. Oh, supper's ready, okay, let's eat.

Oh, Riley, I'm so glad you're home. Hey, what's up? It's Junior, that son of yours is just impossible. He's been acting like a lunatic. When he starts acting like a lunatic, he's my son, huh?

But what's he done there? Well, he made a date with Minda Walker across the street to take you to a date tonight. There's nothing wrong with that. It's fine. He had his first real date.

Well, I know. But I have to go on the show on the 14th. When a boy gets to me, his age starts to... Well, he feels he begins to... I could explain this much better if he was a bee or a bird.

Oh, wait. Listen to me a minute. I want him to go on this day, but he won't go. He wants to call the whole thing off at the last minute. Why, don't he like it?