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Junior Has His Own Delivery Business

The Life of Riley · May 20, 1949 · 28 min · 4,478 words

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Several weeks ago, a debate of considerable significance took place in the Riley household. Subject, resolve that Junior should take piano lessons. With Mrs. Riley upholding the affirmative position, and Mr. Riley defending the negative. And the result?

Peg, would you please stop dusting the piano keys I'm trying to read? I'm right here in the room with you. That's Junior practicing. For that we're paying $6 a month? running over it he's trampling it to death what's he supposed to be playing anyway swanney river if he keeps on playing like that he'll start another

civil war I think he's doing very well nobody's forcing you to listen just go ahead but you're reading well how can I concentrate down upon this one money What is he gonna get across that river?

You'll get it Be better hurry up them old folks at home ain't getting any younger The child's got the practice a waste of time. He'd be better off of you is out playing baseball Oh, that's all you know is baseball. He certainly will get no place banging on at piano How do you know his teacher says he has remarkable talent?

Yeah, give me six bucks a month and I'll say it too. Oh, he is talented. And I'm going to see too what he gets every opportunity to develop his talent. For all we know he might be another rock monanop.

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