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The Life of Riley · December 1, 1950 · 29 min · 4,351 words
The transcript of “Riley's Troubles with New Foreman”, an episode of The Life of Riley first broadcast December 1, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Life of Riley plays The Life of Riley free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Hey Riley. Yeah, yeah. Well you have? Well, Paps Blue Ribbon what else? That's what I call the life of Riley. Move that smoother to the flavor. Paps in several millions favor. Take that smoother to the flavor. Paps Blue Ribbon beer.
What do you have? Paps Blue Ribbon. International famous Paps Blue Ribbon. Finest beer served. Anywhere. Present the life of Riley starring William Bendix as Riley. At six o'clock in the Riley household, Chester A. Riley is about to enter, having had the worst day of his business life because of his new foreman, Mr. Burnside.
How did it go today? Hi, Daddy. What's new? Well, dinner's almost ready, Riley. I've been cooking all day. Well, is that all you have to say to your wife and daughter after you haven't seen them all day?
You sound just like an Indian. Listen, babe. I'll say anything I want around here. If I want to sound like an Indian, I'll sound like an Indian. That's none of your business, you understand? And the same goes for my score here.
Hi, lady. What's gotten into you? Arguments, nothing but arguments. That's all I get. The minute I step at the house, I'm in time to do a little respect around here. I'm the guy keeps this family going.
I bring the paycheck home every week. I ain't a bum, you know. Of course you're not a bum. How much you know I was fired today? No, Daddy, that's all Riley, what do we do?
I'm not going to get excited. I got my job back. Only I practically had to get done on my hands and knees so that weasel burnside. Oh, is that new formula? Yeah, what a snake.
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