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Civil Service Exam - Riley Contemplates Changing Jobs

The Life of Riley · April 13, 1951 · 28 min · 4,484 words

The transcript of “Civil Service Exam - Riley Contemplates Changing Jobs”, an episode of The Life of Riley first broadcast April 13, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Life of Riley plays The Life of Riley free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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What do you have? Paps Blue Ribbon, what else? Paps and flavors, smooth and light, The beer that leaves no after-bye, The beer that always tastes just right Is Paps Blue Ribbon beer, What do you have?

Paps Blue Ribbon! Internationally famous Paps Blue Ribbon, finest beer served anywhere, proudly presents the life of Riley, starring William Bending as Riley. Like most of us, Chester A. Riley is in a rut. But unlike most of us, He doesn't know it and he'd probably have been content to remain and is not too comfortable

Little rod if something hadn't occurred a few weeks ago that jarred him out of it and almost changed the whole course of our heroes humdrum life It all began innocently enough Riley had just come home from work It's me always me who was you expecting your lover?

Don't you get it I said who was you expecting your lover, but you ain't got a lover of course What are you laughing at? It ain't that funny. I don't see the joke. You wouldn't.

No, wait a minute. All the lags. I'm only kidding. You better be. Just remember, I'm the only lover you got, and that's no laughing man. No, it certainly isn't. Is that already? In a few minutes.

Oh, I almost forgot. I got a surprise for you. for you. An old friend of yours is going to be a friend of mine. I know. How do you speak about it? He never got over me. I tell you that poor girl proposed to me. I don't know how many times I should have been twin. So two women would be happy.

Oh you threw tear on yourself down. It's a man that is named Benedict Bell. Benny Felt? Stinky Felt. I said he was fast and drew town, he was anxious to see you. So I told him he's about to end the season.

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