Louella Stays with the Rileys

Hey Riley, yeah, what did you have? Paps Blue Ribbon, what else? Smooters, smoother, smoother, smoother, pagers, dents and sparkles, Nails and fazors, hate paps, smoother, smoother, paps Blue Ribbon, bear! What did you have? Paps Blue Ribbon!

Internationally famous Paps Blue Ribbon, finest beer served, anywhere proudly presents the life of Riley, starting William Benvix as Riley. The acknowledged leader of the Riley Social Set is Miss Lou and a Loundsbury, A southern bell.

Opinion concerning Ms. Loundsbury seems to be divided if you ask a typical husband in the group what he thought he'd reply to Luella why she's a sweet young kid, just adorable. I feel like she's my own daughter.

But if you ask a typical wife, she'd say, little hag, she's old enough to be my mother. Well, despite this pronounced difference of opinion, both husbands and wives never fail to attend one of Luella's swarades.

The husbands go for obvious reasons, and the wives go to see to it that the reasons aren't too obvious. Right now, one of the well-as-parties is in full swing. Well, how you doing, Kate? Great party, yeah?

Is it? Sure, everybody's having a swell time. Hi, Gillis, how you doing, Kate? Great party, I'm going to say. Now, I'm glad you think so. Well, you don't like it? One of the dullest parties I've ever been to.

It certainly is. It's absolutely boring. Gee, I thought I was having fun. Hello, thank you darling. How's every little body doing? Oh, hi! It's a grand, how are you? I'm telling everybody, if somebody turned on that music, now gather around everybody and listen.

We're gonna play games. Oh, hey. Come on, Peg, we're gonna play games. Games of Hurry. Sof is? Oh, yeah. Well, I forgot how you play it. Ha ha ha ha ha. I've played it since I was a child, but I remember...