Peg in a Beauty Contest

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In the course of every marriage, sooner or later every wife will say to her husband, quote, why don't you do things around the house like other husbands? Unquote. And how this very question is about to be put to Chester A. Riley.

Why don't you do things around the house like other husbands? Huh? Oh Riley, you're not even listening. Can't you see I'm busy yet? You're not so busy you can't spend a half hour on a Saturday afternoon mowing the lawn.

and out these plans for the community dance. Oh, never mind the dance. I want that lawn mowed today. It's a mess full of weeds. I got a committee meeting. Get Junior to do it. He went to the movies.

Well, then you do it this week. I do it every week. I'm the only woman on this whole block that mows the lawn. Aren't you shamed to have people see me? No, I'm proud that I've got the only wife in the neighborhood that ain't lazy.

Well, I'm ashamed to get out there and push that lawn mower. Alright, so put on a pair of slacks of my sweatshirt and from the back they'll think it's me. Thank you for the compliment.