Basketball Game - Bribe

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Well, the basketball season is practically over. And all through it, Riley's son, Jr., captain of the John J. Boskowitz Junior High School team, has been the most important boy in the world to Riley. Right now we find Riley giving Jr. a few pointers for the closing game of the season tomorrow night.

Now listen, Jr., the kid you got to watch is their forward, Anderson. See? Riley, would you please stop talking basketball and finish your supper? Oh yeah, yeah, just a second. When Daddy's right, he's terrific at throwing passes.

Mm-hmm. You've been out on dates with this guy, huh, babe? Look, Daddy, I was talking about basketball. Don't worry, I'm pretty good at smearing passes, Pop. No, no, no. You gotta steal that ball away from him and shoot a gold.

Now, listen carefully, I'll explain it to you. You know, Pop, put worrying. We got a coach? Oh, so you think more of the coach than they do with your own father, huh? But he gets paid to teachers.

The jury gets paid from the taxes that I owe. Not listen, Junies. Since when are you such an authority on basketball? Hank, you seem to forget that I played right forward for three years for good old MIT.

You never went to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology? I'm talking about the Manhattan Independent Taxi Drivers. We were tops in the vehicle league. We ran over everybody. Oh, from the theater. Riley, I want to clear the case.