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The Life of Riley · June 12, 1948 · 28 min · 4,344 words
The transcript of “Babs' Graduation”, an episode of The Life of Riley first broadcast June 12, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Life of Riley plays The Life of Riley free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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This is a big week in the Riley household. Daughter Babs is going to graduate from high school. This significant event has aroused buried emotions in the Riley family. Babs is elated. Mrs. Riley is proud.
And Riley is a nervous wreck. Thank you. Would you please stop pacing the floor? I'm nervous enough. Riley, I'm sitting down. You're pacing. Oh. Now relax. when you be here the commencement isn't your Friday?
Well, I can't have it. You don't know what this means to me. The generations that's right is in the zone at school, studying, studying, cramming, using our brains. And now we have to hundreds of years, one of us is going to graduate.
Well, I just hope you left till it happens. Yeah, maybe it ain't going to happen. Where's bed's final grade? They got mailed out yesterday. Why ain't they here? Why don't she didn't care? They'll get here and don't worry, I'm positive she passed.
Why, why not so popular? There's no sense for Beth to pass those exams. And I ought to know. I hope there's study. She'll still pass. Well, you never know. She might have had all the right answers when the teacher asked the wrong question.
Maybe she failed. Oh, that is the awful issue, federal. Oh, don't be such a fascinating... I'm not a pessimist. Oh, mother. I'm a horrible man. Beth, did it come to bad news? Did the mail come yet?
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