Junior's Baseball Uniform - Reform School

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Being an average boy, junior Riley suffers most when his face and his father is shaking. And once in a while, Chester A. Riley shakes Junior's face. Not on purpose, of course, but then does poor Riley ever do anything on purpose?

For instance, the other day Riley and his wife were in their living room when Junior came in. Well, say Mom. What is it, Junior? Did you see my baseball anywhere? Yes, it's over on the piano.

And I wish it stopped leaving your things all over the house. I'm sorry. You're loving it right, Junior. You've got to learn to be neat. A place for everything and everything in its place. I don't see the ball.

I'm top of the piano, right? Behind my shoes. And while we're on the subject, Riley, just what are your shoes doing on the piano? You're so junior about being neat. Now, wait a minute, Peg.

I've got a good reason why my shoes are on the piano. Last night, when I went to the poker game, you said to be home by twelve, but I didn't I took off my... Tag, why are you picking on poor Junior?

Junior, get out of here with that ball already. I'm going, gee, I'm glad I found it. I thought I was lost. Now I can get that uniform. Uniforms, the way. A real baseball uniform. I got 15 bucks, and I'm selling the ball for five bucks.