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The Life of Riley · April 17, 1948 · 26 min · 2,865 words
The transcript of “Care Drive”, an episode of The Life of Riley first broadcast April 17, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Life of Riley plays The Life of Riley free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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It's new! It's amazing! It's Frel, P-R-E-L-L. Proctor and Gamble's new radiant cream shampoo in the handy tube. He removed unsightly dandruff in his little ass three minutes, and leaves hair radiantly clean. Radiantly lovely presents...
The Life of Riley with William Bendakes! As for today has been one of Chester A. Riley's bad days. At the aircraft plant this morning, he sat down on a hot rivet. At lunch, he was thrown out of the restaurant for tilling the pinball machine.
Coming home on the bus, he got into an argument, dared another passenger to take a poke at him, and she did. He called, he picked up his son's junior's high school newspaper and received the most shattering blow of the day.
Peg. Peg, look at this. So much wrong. Just look at this picture. Oh, that's the new swimming pool at the school. And there's that foreflush of Farrington Bidwell taken the powers for it. Read what it says there.
Let's see. Barrington K. Bidwell, prominent realtor and school benefactor, affectionately known to all as STB, surveys completed swimming pool as grateful students cheer, what, that's not fair. After all the nights you put in working on that pool, you should be in that picture too.
Oh, I'm in the picture or right here, near the diving board. Why, that's the lumba concrete. That's my head. I was at the bottom putting on the finish and touches when that bidwell gave the signal to snap the picture.
So he could hog all the credit. That's the way it always is. There's always one hog pushes himself in front of the others. A few deserve to be standing right beside him. Thanks, I believe you appreciate what I am.
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