Peg Studies French

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Radially, lovely presents The Life of Rileigh. William Bandic has Riley. Special announcement. If you're looking for a punch in the nose, step up to Chester A. Riley and say to him, Bojour, Miser. You don't get what you're looking for.

It seems that Riley has developed a strong antipathy towards the French language in general, and a certain Miser André Lafayette in particular. It all began a few weeks ago, and Riley made his startling discovery.

Hey, hey, come here quick. What's the matter, Riley? Look at this letter. What, it's in French? Yeah, I found it here in the desk. It's for Babs. Someone's right into her in French. Oh Riley, you have no right opening Babs' mail.

I didn't open it. It was right here on the table, already open. Well, I don't care. You have no right reading other people's personal mail. Well, everybody's always reading my personal mail. You all know exactly how much I owe the gas company.

Put that letter away. This is no time for etiquette. Just listen to what it says in this letter. Machir Madam Oizel Relay. What do you think of that? Mercy poor votes jolly's flea oars. Did you hear that?

Set take, trez, aime blea of votes. Sincerement vortree, uh, uh, uh, Andrew Lafayette. What nerve? I'll punch him into those. I'll tear him apart. I'll break your head. Hi, Lee. Do you know what this note says?