Giant Easter Bunny - Fertilizer

It's new, it's amazing, it's proud. P-R-E-L-L. Roger and Gamble's new radiant cream shampoo in the handy tube. Prowl brings you the life of Riley. The shampoo that removes unsightly dandruff in his little ass three minutes and leaves hair radiantly clean.

Radiantly lovely presents the life of Riley with William Band-Diggs as Riley. Over the garden of Chester A. Riley's California bungalow, darkness has fallen. Darkness and silence. In the blackness of the backyard, our hero Riley stands.

A solitary figure, alert and watchful. Waiting. Waiting. Ah, what's that? Put steps on the gravel path. And now the fearless Riley grows tense. Put steps come closer. Closer, suddenly Riley leaps forward. Ha ha! Now I can care.

Now you struggle and you may be pregnant with me, but I ain't afraid of you. Oh, Riley! That go of me. Come on. It's you. Well... It's a good thing you yelled out when we started the fight. Otherwise I might have got hurt.

Oh. Riley, what's the big idea of scaring the wits out of people? What are you doing out in the garden this time of night? Hey, not so loud. I'm watching. Watching what? My carrots. Oh, first heaven's safe, Riley. Why should anybody want to steal your carrots?

Well, I think somebody found out that I got a secret fertilizer for making vegetables grow very big, and they want to steal it. Secret fertilizer? You mean that awful mixture you've been spreading around in the garden with that horrible odor?

Just a minute, Peg. To you, it's an awful mixture with a horrible odor. To me, it's my brainchild. That there's nothing in my fertilizer, but vitamins, rotten eggs, and stale fish. Oh, my gosh. I'm really honest.