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Monkey

The Life of Riley · March 13, 1948 · 28 min · 3,981 words

The transcript of “Monkey”, an episode of The Life of Riley first broadcast March 13, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Life of Riley plays The Life of Riley free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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It's new, it's amazing! It's Prell, C-R-E-L-L. Rocker and Gamble's new radiant cream shampoo in the handy tube. Prell brings you the life of Riley. Prell the shampoo that removes the encyclidandrous in his little has three minutes and leaves hair radially clean. Radially lovely presents the life of Riley with William Bendix as Riley. Those who know him best will freely admit that Chester A. Riley is indeed a generous soul.

Nothing brings Riley greater pleasure than the act of giving. Not sort of things like money, but something more precious at spite. For instance, the other night, Riley had a dinner as the young fella who worked alongside of Riley at the plant and during coffee, Riley was sounding off. Believe me, Henry, there's nothing like magic. We've been married 18 years. Greatest investment

in the world, right? Dry, they stopped up and asked his own target. When I was a bachelor, if I wanted a good meal, I had to spend a few bucks in a restaurant, but I was fine.

I invested that same two bucks in a marriage life. Now look what I got. Combination, cooked, made, and housekeeping. And a sub woman in London? Yeah, when I go out to shoot pool, she's also a baby city.

Ha, ha, ha. Yeah. Yeah, marriage is fine for some people. Or a rare, great buddy. Take a tip from me, tend to find yourself a nice girl. Get hit. Hey, do we know some old maids would make Henry a king?

I think... I am married, Mr. Riley. You are? Don't show on your face. Why, you never met Henry. Well, the fact is, we're not living together. Really? Take it here, that, they're married, but they're not living together.

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